Speak No Evil

This horror film is a remake of a standout project from Danish director siblings, Christian and Mads Tafdrup, a remake that doesn't reach the heights of its source material.

Joker: Folie à Deux

The sequel to the best film of 2019 is here and we're not really impressed by it.

Cuckoo

Hunter Schafer delivers a masterful performance in this quirky horror.

Wolfs

Clooney and Pitt deliver excellent performances in a film that otherwise gets a little muddy.

Salem's Lot

Impressive technique and great camera work are not enough to save a muddy and uneven King interpretation.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

It's all style and no substance in a sequel that manages to be fun despite some glaring problems.

Rebel Ridge

The director of Green Room makes his Netflix debut with the troubled production Rebel Ridge and Petter is anything but impressed...

The Union

Netflix churns out another lousy action comedy so bereft of ideas and snotty that it's hard to explain...

Watchmen Chapter 1

A well-made and very respectful interpretation of the greatest comic book of all time, which would have benefited from more time and less compressed storytelling.

The Crow (2024)

The Crow, starring Brandon Lee from the 1990's happened so long ago that memory images are almost completely faded. Now my retina has fresh and very brutal stripes written by the new movie.

Alien: Romulus

Fede Alvarez shows creative potential in a stylish but somewhat empty horror thriller.

Borderlands

Kim left the darkness of the cinema much happier than expected.

The Instigators

Matt Damon and Casey Affleck star in this Apple TV+ action-comedy from Mr. and Mrs. Smith's director.

Deadpool & Wolverine

Deadpool & Wolverine has the future of Marvel on its shoulders. And thankfully, the film can carry it.

Young Woman and the Sea (Disney+)

Daisy Ridley stars in a decent sports film with sparkle, but not much excitement...

Longlegs

Meticulously crafted, Longlegs is a thriller which showcases elegance and violence in equal measure.

Twisters

Tornadoes attack in a sequel that no one really asked for, but entertains nonetheless.

The Watched

Ishana Shyamalan has made a film that is almost impossible to watch.

The Bikeriders

Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, and Jodie Comer team up to document a motorcycle club's fall from grace.

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

Netflix offers a lethargic, tired, greasy, chewy, stupid cover of a fantastic 80s original.

A Quiet Place: Day One

The prequel to John Krasinski's horror series is here and we've had the chance to check it out in cinemas.

Trigger Warning

A deplorably limp, dull, ugly and pointless action film with no real reason to exist... Netflix, get your act together because this is not on.

Inside Out 2

Things get anxious and emotional in Pixar's new Inside Out sequel, and film editor André has handed out ratings...

Under Paris

Netflix's summer blockbuster features sharks as sharks, modelled and rendered in Microsoft Word. Petter is not impressed.

Hit Man

The Boyhood director is back with what could well be the best romantic comedy of the year. André has handed out the ratings...

Boy Kills World

Pennywise-actor Bill Skarsgård throws hands with daft villains in a film that bored us to the point that we needed an Espresso to finish it.

Atlas

No, you don't need to watch it to see how bad it is, just please don't watch.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

George Miller delivers another stroke of genius that may not be on par with the legendary Fury Road, but still impresses on all parameters.

Abigail

The duo of directors behind Ready or Not do their utmost to both scare and elicit laughter with the help of a ten-year-old vampire kid.

Challengers

Any movie that can make tennis look interesting is a win in my book.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Matt Reeves may have been replaced by Wes Ball in the director's chair, but this is still an excellent start to a new trilogy.

The Fall Guy

David Leitch continues his streak of entertaining action flicks with this effortlessly engaging romp with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt as the leads.

Unfrosted

Seinfeld's directorial debut is a fictional tale about how Kellogg's came up with the idea of the breakfast dessert Pop Tarts and Hegevall is so horribly, horribly bored...

Immaculate

Sydney Sweeney does her best, but the film around her falls apart a bit.

Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver

A stark improvement from the first movie, but it's still hard to see what the vision was.

Civil War

We've seen and reviewed the Ex Machina director's latest - and perhaps last - blockbuster.

Monkey Man

Power fantasy for the lower classes of India.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

The latest Monsterverse epic leaves a lot to be desired.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

The Spengler family has relocated to New York City to save the metropolis from the same kinds of spectres and ghouls that have been plaguing its streets for decades.

Road House

The 1989 cult classic, starring the late Patrick Swayze as the bouncer Dalton, has been remade and we're relatively pleased with this updated version.

Robot Dreams

We check out the Oscar-nominated story of a dog and his robot.

Damsel

Directed by the man behind 28 Weeks Later, Netflix's latest matinee adventure sees tough princess Elodie save herself from a frightening dragon.

Spaceman

Adam Sandler talks to a space spider for two hours in Netflix's quirky science-fiction flick...

Code 8: Part II

The Amell cousins are back as reluctant anti-heroes with dreaded superpowers in a film that paints the police of the future as the devil.

Dune: Part Two

Denis Villeneuve is back to conclude his adaptation of Frank Herbert's legendary first instalment into this massive and sprawling sci-fi saga.

Dream Scenario

Nicolas Cage shines as an anonymous college professor who suddenly appears in everyone's dreams.

Madame Web

The latest Sony superhero film is poor at the best of times. That's about all there is to say.

Players

Netflix's Valentine's Day romp is called Players and tells the story of a bunch of promiscuous sports journalists who bore something huge...

The Iron Claw

Screw Margot Robbie, Zac Efron not getting any Oscar nominations is the real snub of the year.

Poor Things

Yorgos Lanthimos' latest oddity might be his most technically sound yet, but enjoyment may vary.